This is a video for Kill The Client's song, "MoneyWhore". It is one part nihilism, one part attention deficit syndrome, mixed with a random pervert's internet cache, and baked for 20 minutes in a fatman's armpit. For rectal use only. Potentially offensive to most people. NSF (18+) Submitted by Bluetick.
Kickin out a few live jams from the epic records Hairway to Steven and Rembrandt Pussyhorse. An overload of sensory manipulation, from blinding lights to video footage to make you cry. It's about licking the shit off the floor; It's about being a Butthole Surfer.
Live at Tipitina's - Moving to Florida lo-fi (2.43 MB) hi-fi (7.56 MB)
Live at Tipitina's - John E Smokes lo-fi (3.98 MB) hi-fi (12.3 MB)
CKY
Live from the city of sin on the day of love. Flesh into Gear, New Orleans, 2.14.03. Great picture, but the sound was dicked up. So we 'enhanced' the audio...
The MASTER of the fucking Yo-Yo. This footage barely does this man justice. A truly incredible performer, proof that man can master his art. This shit will drop your jaw, and give you a new outlook on stringed toys. Guaranteed.
The mighty Eagles of Death Metal, the nastiest devil worshippin', boot scootin', six gun shootin' trio of Rock and Roll today. A little teaser trailer for Kiss the Devil, concocted by your friends at LabTV. Revel in the glory that is EODM.
Hank III, doin it live. Witness the metamorphosis of Hank into Assjack, from mother of pearl snap together buttons on a wrangler shirt, to a wife beater, combat boots and a flying V. Magic.
Live from the legendary Shim Sham Club in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Guitar rock at its finest. Sans Cosm Live
Sparta Live at the Shim Sham lo-fi (6.8 MB) hi-fi (12 MB)
Tomahawk
From the The Ipecac Geek Tour. After an evening of Dälek and the Melvins, what better way to close out the night with an incredible set from Tomahawk. If ya look close during the performance of Bird Song, you can see yours truly crouched down in front of the stage snappin' pics. Takin' one for the team.
Tomahawk in New Orleans opening for Tool. The Cajuns didn't approve of Patton calling them 'Coon Ass'. I thought it was hilarious. I have heard that trying to piss off the audience is a tour wide shtick, calling the crowd in West Virginia inbred rednecks. Long Live Tomahawk!
Tomahawk live at the Shim Sham lo-fi (1.74 MB) hi-fi (5.41 MB)
Scissorfight in New Orleans
The mighty Scissorfight, drunk in public, staggering down the street full of 120 proof poisons. Karaoke bars, titty bars, daiquiri bars. The New England squad takes on the French.
Recipe for Disaster lo-fi (2.4 MB) hi-fi (14.5 MB)
Choleric
We were commissioned by Choleric to make them a video demo to pimp out. They sent us a stack of tapes. Here is the end result. Contact us about makin' videos for your band.
Choleric Video Demo lo-fi (6.34 MB) hi-fi (13.7 MB)
Gwar
The most despicable act around. We loved every blood and puss filled second of pure filth and debauchery. Enjoy almost 5 full minutes of GWAR's putrescence and sleaze. Only the most quality shit, so says Oderus.
Gwar Live at the House of Blues lo-fi (2.8 MB) hi-fi (8.9 MB)
The D
The D rockin' your fuckin' socks off in New Orleans. Six minutes of highlights, in full digital glory. Long live the D!
Live at the State Palace lo-fi (3.3 MB) hi-fi (20.8 MB)
In Austin with S.O.A.D. & Clutch - Beers, Steers, and Queers
Our little road trip to Texas with Clutch and System of a Down. Good times had by all.
Beers, Steers, and Queers lo-fi (2.9 MB) hi-fi (15 MB)
Jack Factor - Or Fear Ass.
Sure, we know we are ripping off several already syndicated shows, but fuck it. In this episode, a deeper fascination with pickled pork is discovered, as well as a very non-efficient way of eating crustaceans, and of course, digestion of creepy crawly insects. Watch this, you wont be let down.
Our first experiment with disgusting swine products. Pickled Pig Lips. This must be some sort of Louisiana delicacy, because in all of my travels, I have never seen a nastier specimen of putrid pestilence passed off as "FOOD" in the world. The first time I saw these in a store, I knew they would be purchased and consumed at some point, by some unlucky soul...
Can't keep the pig lips down? Wash em down with booze! Ah, as sweet liquid courage flowed, the bravado kicked in, and we decided to give it another whirl. drunks
Proving once and for all that there is more than zero uses for this pig product. Pruno takes the pork puke test again using a butcher knife and a straw. Why you ask? We're not sure.
New Orleans is known for many things, violence, alcohol abuse, and probably most notoriously for Mardi Gras. We feel that one should experience this deviant trip into debauchery and nudity at least once in their lives. Especially if you enjoy nudity. That's about all there is to it. So, in honor of Mardi Gras, here is some booze and bare chested females. In the immortal words of Lee Ving: They come two to a package brother, some bigger, some smaller, but we aint never seen a pair we didn't like.
After all the filthy swine by-products had been consumed, we looked around our home for other disturbing delicacies that could be found. No such luck. So we went to the store, the sole purpose to find the most rancid shit to be eaten... creamy smooth from a blender. The infamous Lab Protein Shake.
What to do with a full body mannequin, several hair stylin' doll heads, 100 proof wild turkey and assault weapons? Why shoot them to pieces, of course. Instead of Fun with Guns, this should be titled : 'Tools of Destruction'. It was quite fun, however. The Homeland Security Squad in full redneck effect.
The new fad in paramilitary shenanigans. THE BLOODPOD. Hollowed pumpkins intricately outfitted with little bags of red paint, to splatter profusely upon impact. There are hot chicks with guns in there, too. A must see.
This is the condensed version of the much heralded third installment of the Guns series. The original footage looked too much like some kind of militia training video, when in fact it was just a coupla rednecks with video cameras in camo playing G.I. Joe. In Part III, we accidentally discover that paint cans make excellent exploding incindiary fireworks.
